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This is per the website, which informed me that I must bring Old drivers license marriage license Social Security card some kind of bill with the name and address fuck if I remember the last one, but there is one. UPDATE: I need my birth certificate. I KNEW I was supposed to fly for Kenya for something!!!!!

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No kidding. Survey some of the non-religious/non-rich in Russia (i.e., most people) and see how many would like the Soviets back.

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But can you get the governor to attest to its authenticity? I think Obama's gone the extra mile on that one.

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It's right field from his point of view.

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s/b POE: Purity of Essence or Peace on Earth

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I'm pretty sure I know where mine is, which is fortunate b/c Illegal Immigrant Paranoia etc coupled with my letting my driver's license expire means that I have to take<b> five</b> documents to the VA DMV for the new license

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Them Messicans up and done rurned are country too cause they refuse to learn English.

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$10 an hour is as much as a grown man should be paid to hit a ball with a stick.

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<i>"I have friends of mine who are in the ministry"</i>

Quelle surprise!

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Sorry dumbass...the US was better able to waste a shitload of money on the military than Russia.

I agree with Chascates...$10/hour is all asshats like this asshat deserve.

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I didn't even know Fox had a baseball team.

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I don’t watch baseball cause it’s slow and boring much like Luke.

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I don't know where mine is either which is why I'm not running for president.

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