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...and somewhere Josh Duggar thinks "crap, why didn't I just get a job as a maintenance worker?"

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Motto for the Maintenance Department of Gilmor Homes."This is my tool box, this is my gun, my tools are for workin', my gun's for fun."

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If you are an old and dont have at least a half dozen real stories that could be reasonably published in Penthouse Forums, then youth was probably wasted on you, lol.

My first words to my first wife were 'May I check the color of your underwear?' and she is the one that ended up chasing me down!

Have a great day!

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This is half a step up from rape. If that.

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IIRC, no step. If coercion of any sort is used, it's legally rape. Morally also, too; but making a moral argument with these fuckstains is a waste of pixels.

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It says a lot about us (I snorted) that those two things are almost never mutually exclusive

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Our objections began with "no, asshole...no woman alive has ever called her ladybits that" and went on from there.

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The super in my upscale fancy-ass building used to show up to make repairs at 10 pm with a bottle of rum.Complain to the landlord? Oh hon, the landlord was a whole other level of creepy.

It's not so easy to find another place to live, even if you have a lot of #privilege, like me. And more to the point: there's no saying that another place won't have a predatory janitor or landlord too.

Because this behavior is common as shit.

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My HVAC guy is so very hot. I keep hoping he suggests this payment arrangement....servicing his unit after he services mine.

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gee whiz, the only thing i ever got from tenants where i repaired things was a glass of water. guess i missed out.

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this is rape.

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Seriously?.. hey, is Xi still in the US? Maybe Obama can get him to punish these two under his country's anti-corruption laws. They really want us to deport their corrupt officials back to their country so that they can shoot them dead or something. I don't see why they can't take some of ours too, in return for our cooperation.

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Also, too, there is the added financial burden of feeding the rats... Unless she wants to end up feeding the rats, if you know what I mean.

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Shame on government workers! Don't they know that exploiting poor people is a privilege reserved for our wealthy overlords?

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Actually try "minus 1" because the comments in the article linked have ALREADY gone in that direction.

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It could simply be that they're scared. Remember dome of the women ended up succumbing to thier harassment. Despite the exploitation they might feel too "guilty" to do so (and you know THAT woll be a mess if it does come up in court.) I think these women are brave just for having the guts to sue them.

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