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She shills like she is one.

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Stephen is really fitting in here.

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And baked beans if you don't opt for the spam

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Bingo!

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Note the yearbook quote about BEER! What is it about the delicious taste of BEER that goes so well with either bigotry, sexual assault or racism?! First it was Judge Squiee who was NOT going to just SIT there and let you Dems turn a public attack on a credible woman’s character turn into a condemnation of BEEEEER. Judge Squiee knows BEER is GOOD. Just ask his friends, Stinky, P.J., Detox, Renault, Brian “no-means-yes,” Fart, and Bart O’Kavanaugh. They know. Occam’s racist!

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Weird how The Tennessean missed the fact that “British comedian” John Oliver is an American citizen, right?

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I'm catching up after being away for the last couple of days and was coming here to quote this as one of the best sentences in any article I've ever read. Bravo Stephen!

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That's one of my favorite things about the show. After Hollywood's D gets stolen (insert stolen D joke here), at no point does anyone ever refer to Hollywood as Hollywood again. It's always Hollywoo.

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I just don't know what all the fuss is about.

Don't people know that there is no more racism? It's abolished! They said so!!

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When I was a kid we played with Jarts. That's how fucking old I am!!!1

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I am recovering from Excel overload: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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It really was brilliant!

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Just as a reminder in 1984:Jesse Jackson was running for president, Michael Jackson was still unconditionally black and the bigger star in the world, Eddie Murphy was the biggest box office draw and Michael Jordan was in his rookie season.

You know the Republican Party is driving themselves insane because they can’t run all blackface all the time ads this November and risk ceeding the racist vote to Democrats

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"Florida Man Sets Fire to Another Homeless Man." Apparently he was also homeless, not he was a recidivist homeless man arsonist.

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