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PubOption's avatar

And get their Social Security checks sent to their new zip code.

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Some more names for the "Do not Prosecute" list <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/ne..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-04-14/wamu-haw...">http://www.bloomberg.com/ne...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m working on an iPhone app that will sound an alarm when idiots come within a certain distance. So far I can’t seem to get the thing to stop going off.

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schmannity's avatar

Incompetent insurgents make incompetent burglars.

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schmannity's avatar

Wait. Dogs are Republican oligarchs?

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schmannity's avatar

With incarceration at $30,000.00 per year, more like $300,000.00 punishment (not counting Children and Family Services for her four kids for the next ten years).

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If Andrew Cuomo ever ran for president, he'd lose.

Not because of any actions he took during the financial crisis, or any programs enacted as governor, but because he lives with his girlfriend out of wedlock.

This is America.

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schmannity's avatar

Wake up, sheeple.

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