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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I'm black and since learning this,I go out of my way to use "nigger toes" That shit shuts down an unwanted convo at a bar when you ask if they serve them.

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I do, and also Curitaba, home of Anderson Silva, my favorite fighter. I hope to go there one day.

PubOption's avatar

It might even be cheaper to pay the bribes than the fines.

PubOption's avatar

Unfortunately, the revolution has not yet started.

PubOption's avatar

Jennings thought the cab driver was talking to him.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

at 2-1/2 inches, it sounds like a Swiss (Banker's) army knife.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Job creators should not have to pay fares, any more than they should pay taxes.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One dull-witted troll, with a few IDs too many.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's where they're losing it, now.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Tigers may, just may, pull this one out of the fire. Up by 2 in the 12th!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Prolly from puking up 500 posts a day. They obviously spend what little time they have left fisting one another.

fuflans's avatar

so i have this idea that mom was out at dinner having a fab cocktail or three with sarah b and all the lovely ladies of wonkette and they were toasting, i don't know, the shuttle making it over the 405 and then all sorts of brazilian hell / wonder breaks loose and now she has to fucking stay up ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.

or maybe mom was just bored with us and asked them to liven things up?

either way: change is a coming.

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oh and btw, the fuck happened to vincent garber and why is he stabbing some egyptian cabbie in CT?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Were we bad? Did we bring this on ourselves somehow?

Or... is it simply President Obama's fault?

diogenez's avatar

Is stabbing bankers a crime?