There's a certain kind of rightwing creativity that comes into play when government tries to make bigots not behave like complete bigots to everyone, like when cities all over Virginia just shut down their school systems rather than integrate, or more recently, when several counties in Florida announced that they
... you don't have to, but c'mon, ya' gotta love 'em*, no? I mean, this monkey-flinging shit against the wall to see what sticks is amusing, and by that I mean in the most horrific manner.
... and those of us that missed them will have to wait for the weekly Dear Shit For Brains post to find out what we should be grateful for having not seen. Also too, the distillation of those posts by the Wonketter Overlords is a thing of beauty.
... I'm not sure Bill Gates loves me now - or ever, for that matter - and My Sweet Lord knows I've invoked the name of Jesus on more than one occasion when encountering broken Windows.
... I think that may take more tech-savvy than he's capable of - and I haven't even read this low-level troll (just going on my usenet experience of the poor basement dwellers who couldn't even figure out IP masking).
... it's all in the technique you use. First you massage the parts you like. Then you explore the bits that appeal you. After you reject the parts that you don't want to deal with, you're free to bang your everloving-fucking brains out... which, admittedly, shouldn't take long.
... if you can square Thou Shalt Not Lie with Lying For The Lord Is Okay... congratulations! You've just been accepted in the FundaMENTAL Evangelical Dominionist Movement. Please note: This is not a prize.
... are you sure? I'm thinking that whole virgin birth thing might have something to do with sodomy. That could explain a few things - or one - at least.
... you don't have to, but c'mon, ya' gotta love 'em*, no? I mean, this monkey-flinging shit against the wall to see what sticks is amusing, and by that I mean in the most horrific manner.
* Bless Their Hearts.
... I talked with my pineal and pituitary glands and they said "No to the Hell NO!". They added... "You're dead. Not our fault. Deal with it."
... clearly you're a liebral. You believe in recycling and helping your fellow man to eat. But that's okay... come sit by me.
... and those of us that missed them will have to wait for the weekly Dear Shit For Brains post to find out what we should be grateful for having not seen. Also too, the distillation of those posts by the Wonketter Overlords is a thing of beauty.
... I'm not sure Bill Gates loves me now - or ever, for that matter - and My Sweet Lord knows I've invoked the name of Jesus on more than one occasion when encountering broken Windows.
... I think that may take more tech-savvy than he's capable of - and I haven't even read this low-level troll (just going on my usenet experience of the poor basement dwellers who couldn't even figure out IP masking).
... wouldn't help. This type of ASSHOLE can't read.
... or, Gawd forbid! - a bidet. Womens are supposed to be punished for their uncleanliness.
... it's all in the technique you use. First you massage the parts you like. Then you explore the bits that appeal you. After you reject the parts that you don't want to deal with, you're free to bang your everloving-fucking brains out... which, admittedly, shouldn't take long.
... Sharia and sharia alike. Or not.
... if you can square Thou Shalt Not Lie with Lying For The Lord Is Okay... congratulations! You've just been accepted in the FundaMENTAL Evangelical Dominionist Movement. Please note: This is not a prize.
Jesus? The guy who hung out with 12 bachelor disciples? That guy? Yeah, nothing going on in the communal baths at the time... nothing at all.
... are you sure? I'm thinking that whole virgin birth thing might have something to do with sodomy. That could explain a few things - or one - at least.
... and while they never succeed, they still keep trying. "Maybe this time when I dunk your pigtail in the inkwell, you will love me!" Uh... no.
Yup, you pound all the morality out of it and then call what you have left the holy scripture.
I'vs just about hadith with all of their sharia guzzling.