Barack Obama Buys Communist Tuxedo

Surprise, surprise: The soviet-muslin Barack Obama has chosen his fancy tuxedo for inauguration day, and it's coming from the socialist union workers at Hart Schaffner Marx. It will supposedly be Obama's first new tuxedo in fifteen years. What, you don't have your own tailored formal wear that you modestly replace every fifteen years? The happy haberdashery is already showing off by offering to make even humble slobs like yourself look "presidential," if you have a great deal of money, which you don't, because of the Depression. [Women's Wear Daily ]