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Barack Obama Caught Hanging Out In The Woods, Was Probably Smoking Weed
The Supreme Court will consider the constitutionality of Wii Golf and other obscene games that were never meant for children. [ Hit & Run ]
Barack Obama had a friendly chit-chat with a group of "Muslim entrepreneurs." Heavens, is that what the liberal media is calling terrorists these days? [ The Caucus ]
San Francisco is boycotting Arizona (no more getting gay-married in the Grand Canyon, et cetera) because of its new and awesome Alien and Seditious Mexican Act. [ Think Progress ]
FreedomWorks receives dozens of emails every single day, and most of them are from liberals who want FreedomWorks to eat a turd casserole and die. [ RedState ]
Some lady stumbled upon Our President while hiking in the mountains and then frantically yelped, "Are you who I think you are?" And then Obama replied, "Sasquatch? No, I am someone else," and then the Secret Service broke her camera just for good measure. [ Swampland ]