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Mahousu's avatar

Of course, if you read the link, you find out that's not what they're doing at all.

Too bad, as I've got this huge lot of fetal kidney I picked up on eBay, with no place to move it.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Do they serve it in jars?

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The Quirk's avatar

Just this morning, I had poached chicken aborted fetuseses on corned beef hash.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Did he get "cruelly" "snubbed" by the signing of an actual future hall-of-famer, perchance?

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SullivanSt's avatar

For a moment there I thought you meant Florida.

Although right now there's a lot more evidence of actual evil in Florida than in the entire history of fluoride...

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's that extra dash of hyberbole. Delicioso!

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's that extra dash of hyberbole. Delicioso!

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SullivanSt's avatar

I don't believe hate was ever deterred by the fear of appearing silly. If it was, there'd be a lot less of it around.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

ES:

No, he's still living on the blood of unicorns. Harvested by dewy-eyed virgins under the light of a full moon.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This terrible story reminds me of the fevered paranoia of Jill Stanek - the woman who repeated the story that Chinese people eat sweet and sour aborted fetuses.

No snark. No jokes. I realize some folks may find this hard to believe (actually, of course, any thinking person on the planet would find this hard to believe) but she's out there spreading the lies.

This is the same person who told horrible stories about babies and incubators and all the rest.

Sad. Really, really sad.

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schmannity's avatar

Predictably, the article features an ad on the evils of Floride.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey man...where you been?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Gerber Soylent Green® is people my friend.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Next you'll be saying there weren't any WMDs in Iraq even though everyone knows Saddam Hussein Obama was seconds away from building a nuke to use on 9/11.

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