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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

WB. While you were away Donnie upped his game, and I dunno if you can outdo him now. You might blow a gasket if you try.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Betcha a cookie that was her exact thought process.

chortlingdingo's avatar

Or cared about it before right now.

chortlingdingo's avatar

I'm just glad that Obama pointed out that it's kind of shitty that all the Republicans now speaking out against Trump's "locker room talk" only seem to think of it in terms of the women in their personal lives.

So, like, if you weren't married and had no daughters, you wouldn't be offended?

glennisw's avatar

OOh!! Can I sniff him? Please? Can i?

Khavrinen's avatar

Homeopathic vitamins.

Rick Hill's avatar

It's another one of the rules that I can totes make up all the rules I want, as I go.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

they could use more belladonna.

schmannity's avatar

Clinton was just trying to create a gift from God.

Jonny On Maui's avatar

That’s a tricky one to prescribe. I’d be happy to help…

Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

I'll take "Things You Can Never Unsee" for $800, Alex.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Is it really "demonizing" if they are actual, literal demons, though? I mean, don't for realz hellish minions actually come pre-demonized? Asking for the exorcist...

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I've always thought he'd smell like rich Corinthian leather, with a hint of expensive cigar smoke. You just know he doesn't smell like sweat with Axe body spray on top of it.