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WB. While you were away Donnie upped his game, and I dunno if you can outdo him now. You might blow a gasket if you try.

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Betcha a cookie that was her exact thought process.

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Or cared about it before right now.

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Moar YUUUUUUGE!!

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I'm just glad that Obama pointed out that it's kind of shitty that all the Republicans now speaking out against Trump's "locker room talk" only seem to think of it in terms of the women in their personal lives.

So, like, if you weren't married and had no daughters, you wouldn't be offended?

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OOh!! Can I sniff him? Please? Can i?

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Homeopathic vitamins.

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It's another one of the rules that I can totes make up all the rules I want, as I go.

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<swoons>

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they could use more belladonna.

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Clinton was just trying to create a gift from God.

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Moar faux-gold and marble.

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That’s a tricky one to prescribe. I’d be happy to help…

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I'll take "Things You Can Never Unsee" for $800, Alex.

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Is it really "demonizing" if they are actual, literal demons, though? I mean, don't for realz hellish minions actually come pre-demonized? Asking for the exorcist...

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I've always thought he'd smell like rich Corinthian leather, with a hint of expensive cigar smoke. You just know he doesn't smell like sweat with Axe body spray on top of it.

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