Your president of these here United States Barack Obama visited the Ellen show today via remote, which meant that his picture weirdly floated above Ellen, twice her size, which he probably demanded because of how he is such a megalomaniac even though he is also too a weakling.
Wasn't it just a month ago that we learned Tim Graham has been writing L. Bent Bozo the Turd's newspaper columns for like the last ten years? And his books?
"MUSLIN USURPER NOBAMZ IS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO LGBT'S...oh, wait."
No wonder he likes basketball. He must be 25 or 30 feet tall.
Did Lincoln ever go on Ellen? Nuff said.
Not to be snarky nor cynical here (not on Wonkette!) but wasn't that Ellen Oscar selfie reTweet a paid/promotional/product placement thingie?
Wasn't it just a month ago that we learned Tim Graham has been writing L. Bent Bozo the Turd's newspaper columns for like the last ten years? And his books?
I heard on the radio she was nicknamed "Babe" because she could hit a baseball farther than any man in town.
Does Ellen wear mom jeans? Or does she just wear the pants in the family?
Looks like someone damaged the presidency AGAIN.