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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Why don't I just piss in the punch bowl, same difference.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is the best nine dimensional chess move ever.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Obamabeer? Well I sure hope it tastes better than <a href="http:\/\/tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com\/2011\/08\/santorum-to-give-out-free-jelly-at-ames.php" target="_blank">Santorum Jelly.</a>

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PubOption's avatar

Urban Chestnut Brewery in St. Louis has a beer called 'Winged Nut', I have drunk some, it's pretty good. It would be funnier, though, if Schlafly Brewery used the name.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Not that there was ever a contest for which candidate I'd rather have a beer with, but this certainly settles it.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

"Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man." A. E. Housman

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Twenty-four hours in a day; 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." -- H.L. Mencken.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Jesus christ, does this mean that Mittens would have a dry convention in Tampa? What will all the big spender donors think? What a fucking dry sausage-fest. How will any interns have drunken campaign sex? The humanity!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That he'll try to have Nucky Thompson wacked?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Geeze, I went to the site LGF linked to and think I need to take a bath. Lot of unformed hate out there ...

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