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PsycWench's avatar

Here's a thought...if we all contributed a few paragraphs to the most inane book premise ever, Wonkette could publish it, pocket the revenue and presto, no more ads! "It was a dark and stormy night..."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hey, this is a fun game. GW Bush wrote "Decision Points". Based on the literary style in the title, he is obviously evoking Lenin's "What Is To Be Done". And "Points" is a clear reference to cocaine.

The title of Ronald Reagan's memoir "Ronald Reagan" shows the influence of both Ronald McDonald and Regan, the possessed girl in "The Exorcist". That is, of course, subliminal pedophilia -- desire for an evil girl cannot be a sin.

jqheywood's avatar

He alluded to weather in his writing...that means he was a part of the Weather Underground!

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Ya know, screw it. It is obvious the big bux are found in writing stupid books that will be read by even more stupid people. So where do I sign on? Barry is obviously an alien life form. A commie nazi mooslim life form. And I have papers to prove it ... and .. nah, I'm not up to teh stoopid that is necessary for this ... back to the hobo beans.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The fog creeps in On little cat feet.

Make that 3 Chicago authors.

Now I've got to so see what Nelson Algren and James T. O'Farrell had to say about Chi-Town's weather. Along with Studs Terkel, of course.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I play it cool And dig all jive. And that's the reason I stay alive.

My motto As I live and learn Is dig and be dug, in return.

TundraGrifter's avatar

May I suggest everyone here take a few minutes to go over to Amazon and share our thoughts about this book?

PsycWench's avatar

<i>they both reference weather. </i> which is why the joke's on you, Cashill...both of these men are actually Ernest Hemingway.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Read his book? I can't even understand the title.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sheeyit! We all know who writes most of Clarence Thomas' "decisions". He just scribbles "Me too - C.T." at the bottom of anything Scalia puts in front of him.