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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

For all of the wonders of the Internet, I kind of miss the days when you had to send 2 bits off to an address in Boise to get a smudged mimeograph of crap like this.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I suppose Jonescu is exhibiting a "uniquely American" way of "thinking", in that he's not thinking at all.

Cleaning up urban centers = jerbs = freedumb. Except dark-skinned people live in urban centers, so life <em>must</em> suck for them or else this isn't America As We Know It.

Also, coal should be banned, because coal is death and burning coal is murder (<a href="http:\/\/www.catf.us\/fossil\/problems\/power_plants\/existing\/" target="_blank">13,000 a year</a>). Evil fucking shit, it is.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Obviously Beijing air is communist.

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bobbert's avatar

It means "ignore the obvious, if slightly awkwardly phrased, meaning of this sentence; and follow me as we traipse down an enchanted pathway of conspiratorial hallucination".

Or, more concisely, "the President is still black".

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bobbert's avatar

I wonder if by DSM-VI, they'll be able to quantify crazy in becks.

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, but his is an innie.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Rick Santorum told me asthma doesn't want to help blah people.

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chascates's avatar

Clean coal and face masks.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm surprised it wasn't two chiropractors.

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