Barack Obama Officially Bought And Paid For One-Percenter Neoliberal Corporate Oligarch Shill
Barack Obama has one thing to say to you idiots, and it is VOTE FOR THE CROOK, IT'S IMPORTANT. Or rather "Hillary Clinton is a very brave, courageous woman whom you should vote for, and Bernie Sanders, he is a very swell guy who has been very good for democracy and America this year and he will stop calling Hillary Clinton a total corruptoid any old second now." (OR WILL HE? We do not know. He is crotchety as fuck.)
Here is a pretty video!
So there you have it, your SHOCKING SURPRISE VIDEO ENDORSEMENT YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE SEEN COMING IN A BILLION YEARS. Next we will all be shocked and surprised by Elizabeth Warren's endorsement, and then we will be shocked and dismayed by all the good Americans who want to burn Elizabeth Warren for a witch.
of course not! I'm LAPD! I think it is funny, I do not think it is true
ah, no. That is how I attempt to formulate a strategic campaign tactic. I'll celebrate at the convention, if that's alright.. I don't sync my daily calendar to AP announcements. And I'm never in doubt when I act. Thanks for asking. And I never imitate another. Never. That is no way to live - and I meant it as a joke, some levity, sometimes I'm not successful. Obviously.