Barack Obama On The Run From Illinois Governor's Corrupting Nether Regions

Good gravy, we really did not intend to donothingtoday except make dirty jokes about lascivious demons with fiendishly specialized sexual equipment, but thenTimethrows out this headline, and what are we supposed to do, ignore it? The lower half of this photograph (not pictured) shows Barack Obama furtively shielding his genitals from Rod Blagojevich's insidious, creeping taint. RUN, BARRY!!! [ Time ]