A&E Network has suspended Phil Robertson, star of the Duck Dynasty teevee program, following his charming opinions on teh gheys and what they do with their man-parts. In a recent interview in GQ, Robertson explained that “It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
Now he's a dead duck.
Which seems only fair...
Religious fundamentalists with long, really long, gray beards scare me. But that's because I work in the airline industry.
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The next governor of Louisiana, ladies and gentlemen.
What, no words of wisdom on bestiality?
⪠⪠&quot;Coz every girl&#039;s crazy for a dim wit man.&quot; ⪠âª
Apologies to them long-bearded guys from Texas.
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Furst Mamendment. How dus that werk?
Banjo Boy is all growed up.