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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Gunhumpers. Come out and play-ay.

(Clinks beer bottles on fingers together rhythmically.)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I assume it would be just s traumatic for those guns, who'd never known any other life, as it would be for the Dreamers.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wow. I can think of another time local officials were "commandeered" into enforcing federal government actions, and nobody so much as blinked.

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phoenix00's avatar

There's always the TSA.

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phoenix00's avatar

Donald Trump, CEO

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

Conceal and carry for ALL! What can possibly go wrong?!

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Mandorlind's avatar

Remembering that it's always projection with the wingnuts, I'm suddenly wondering about the likelihood of Trump leaving, ever.

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nightmoth's avatar

Oh, lord no, don't go there! (Fingers in ears--lalalalala!)

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Dr. Rags's avatar

More guns means less gun violence. Duh.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

I'll be in my bunker.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I think Adrienne Barbeau was the queen of the jiggling boob genre of movies.

Who could resist "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"?

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I consider Southern New Jersey North Florida.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

If War isn't Peace, than I don't know what is

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$136050197's avatar

Think midway between Jacksonville and Pensacola.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That will entirely depend upon the skin colour of the applicant.

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ahughes798's avatar

Dank Memelord is the name of my next growl band.

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