It is common knowledge in this country that the path to a legitimate American presidency begins with baptizing a white baby in a fountain of oil and money and includes a few years of reckless drug experimentation and, potentially, a religious epiphany, before the Bombing and Ruining Everything phase kicks in. This is why Americans are so frustrated with Barack Obama and his confusing family history, with all its Kenyans and fake birth certificates and
Kind of makes you want to give him a hug and say, "One day you'll be president so you can offer the country watered-down economic policies to make the corporations happy but they'll still call you a socialist."
Yeah, me too. Futurama almost fills the void for me... almost.
The Salvation Army doesn't accept kids deposited in the drop off boxes. Don't ask how I know this.
Apparently being poor is a lot more lucrative than I ever realized.
Kind of makes you want to give him a hug and say, "One day you'll be president so you can offer the country watered-down economic policies to make the corporations happy but they'll still call you a socialist."
That's brilliant.
You know what? Birthers got spunk.
I HATE spunk!!
Skippy Handleman?
And then the Salvation Army guy said "Where's the birth certificate?" and the jig was up.
the salvation fucking army?
i thought they were about gold couches with stains of indeterminate origin. or 'sixteen stone' CDs without jewel cases.
if any of this is true, what an even MORE extraordinary amount our president and our president's mother have achieved.
yeah, i'm looking at you cheetos mcfingered downfister.
(blushes)
no no not a writer at all. actor, classical and well, you know, language...
also to be fair, that's actually my experience with salvation army.