Barack Obama Still Throws Like UnReal American

Today is the day, the day when Washington D.C.'s best professional baseball team, the Nationals, commences on its latest six-month journey into sadness and despair. And Barack Obama was there for the Christening! Everyone mostly boos the shit out of him, because he is the president and they are unemployed. And then he throws the first pitch like a little sally, as always, to the eternal distress and actual serious fear of the National Review 's finest writers. [ YouTube ]