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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

No way, Jose'. We (and the zebra mussels) just got that cleaned up. And we need that water to grow grapes to make crappy wine.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If we aren't that every day, there soon won't be any days to be every day.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

But those are two things! Two things can't be related to each other!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Lasers are the solution to everything. Even to things that aren't problems.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Can men irrigate almond trees?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You starry-eyed optimist, you!

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Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

Thanks for the visual. Just on the day I switched to almond milk. No, really.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

*bows* I live to serve.

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Leftside_Annie's avatar

Orange is the new stupid. *facepalm*

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Those Mexican cocaine/marijuana hybrid crops suck up lots of water.

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PubOption's avatar

An Irishman saw 'Drink Canada Dry' on a billboard, so he went there and tried.

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Ian's avatar

As a Pasadena resident, living just on the border of Arcadia. I'd like to tell "Hey, Tangerine Man" to get his orange wine-o nose out of my local area and stick to the backwards nether region of a state he calls home. California >>>>>> Ohio. Ohio sucks balls, and he is bad, and he should feel bad, also too, ohio sucks.

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DahBoner's avatar

"Man-made water shortage"

Sounds like someone's been putting in some OT down at the man-made Hate Factory!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Tell us how you REALLY feel about Ohio?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Fucking Obama is like the MOST AWESOME SUPER VILLAIN EVER. Seriously, is there nothing this guy can't do?

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handyhippie65's avatar

are those hate filled pop tarts? cause that is what it looks like that machine is making.

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