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No way, Jose'. We (and the zebra mussels) just got that cleaned up. And we need that water to grow grapes to make crappy wine.

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If we aren't that every day, there soon won't be any days to be every day.

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But those are two things! Two things can't be related to each other!

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Lasers are the solution to everything. Even to things that aren't problems.

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Can men irrigate almond trees?

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You starry-eyed optimist, you!

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Thanks for the visual. Just on the day I switched to almond milk. No, really.

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*bows* I live to serve.

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Orange is the new stupid. *facepalm*

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Those Mexican cocaine/marijuana hybrid crops suck up lots of water.

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An Irishman saw 'Drink Canada Dry' on a billboard, so he went there and tried.

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As a Pasadena resident, living just on the border of Arcadia. I'd like to tell "Hey, Tangerine Man" to get his orange wine-o nose out of my local area and stick to the backwards nether region of a state he calls home. California >>>>>> Ohio. Ohio sucks balls, and he is bad, and he should feel bad, also too, ohio sucks.

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"Man-made water shortage"

Sounds like someone's been putting in some OT down at the man-made Hate Factory!

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Tell us how you REALLY feel about Ohio?

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Fucking Obama is like the MOST AWESOME SUPER VILLAIN EVER. Seriously, is there nothing this guy can't do?

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are those hate filled pop tarts? cause that is what it looks like that machine is making.

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