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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

No way, Jose'. We (and the zebra mussels) just got that cleaned up. And we need that water to grow grapes to make crappy wine.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

If we aren't that every day, there soon won't be any days to be every day.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

But those are two things! Two things can't be related to each other!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Lasers are the solution to everything. Even to things that aren't problems.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Can men irrigate almond trees?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You starry-eyed optimist, you!

Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

Thanks for the visual. Just on the day I switched to almond milk. No, really.

Leftside_Annie's avatar

Orange is the new stupid. *facepalm*

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Those Mexican cocaine/marijuana hybrid crops suck up lots of water.

PubOption's avatar

An Irishman saw 'Drink Canada Dry' on a billboard, so he went there and tried.

Ian's avatar

As a Pasadena resident, living just on the border of Arcadia. I'd like to tell "Hey, Tangerine Man" to get his orange wine-o nose out of my local area and stick to the backwards nether region of a state he calls home. California >>>>>> Ohio. Ohio sucks balls, and he is bad, and he should feel bad, also too, ohio sucks.

DahBoner's avatar

"Man-made water shortage"

Sounds like someone's been putting in some OT down at the man-made Hate Factory!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Tell us how you REALLY feel about Ohio?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Fucking Obama is like the MOST AWESOME SUPER VILLAIN EVER. Seriously, is there nothing this guy can't do?

handyhippie65's avatar

are those hate filled pop tarts? cause that is what it looks like that machine is making.