Speaker of the Oompaloompas John Boehner took to the Facebook Tuesday to let America know why California has a drought. Now, you might think it has something to do with the decided lack of rain over the past few years, but you'd be fooling yourself. Nope, Boehner knows that the drought was caused by "liberal environmentalists’ backwards priorities" and of course Barack Obama:
As a Pasadena resident, living just on the border of Arcadia. I'd like to tell "Hey, Tangerine Man" to get his orange wine-o nose out of my local area and stick to the backwards nether region of a state he calls home. California >>>>>> Ohio. Ohio sucks balls, and he is bad, and he should feel bad, also too, ohio sucks.
No way, Jose'. We (and the zebra mussels) just got that cleaned up. And we need that water to grow grapes to make crappy wine.
If we aren't that every day, there soon won't be any days to be every day.
But those are two things! Two things can't be related to each other!
Lasers are the solution to everything. Even to things that aren't problems.
Can men irrigate almond trees?
You starry-eyed optimist, you!
Thanks for the visual. Just on the day I switched to almond milk. No, really.
*bows* I live to serve.
Orange is the new stupid. *facepalm*
Those Mexican cocaine/marijuana hybrid crops suck up lots of water.
An Irishman saw 'Drink Canada Dry' on a billboard, so he went there and tried.
As a Pasadena resident, living just on the border of Arcadia. I'd like to tell "Hey, Tangerine Man" to get his orange wine-o nose out of my local area and stick to the backwards nether region of a state he calls home. California >>>>>> Ohio. Ohio sucks balls, and he is bad, and he should feel bad, also too, ohio sucks.
"Man-made water shortage"
Sounds like someone's been putting in some OT down at the man-made Hate Factory!
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Tell us how you REALLY feel about Ohio?
Fucking Obama is like the MOST AWESOME SUPER VILLAIN EVER. Seriously, is there nothing this guy can't do?
are those hate filled pop tarts? cause that is what it looks like that machine is making.