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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Would have a really hard time getting him to not eat it afterwards.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

If he said he was giving it to Solyndra and ACORN they'd probably be even angrier.

chascates's avatar

Blah blah blah 2 vacations a month argle bargle One percenter derp derp armed guards!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Not so much since they stopped playing Golden Girls. The Marines, in particular, are still mad about that.

Vienna Woods's avatar

That's what I've been telling my husband for 26 years now. Still hasn't worked, dammit.

PubOption's avatar

Column in today's Post-Dispatch. <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/columns/bill-m...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

Ennui There Yet's avatar

John Boehner is going to give up his wine boy and fill his own glass.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hmmm, kinda makes me want to start donating a portion of my drinking fund

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...that was the same excuse I gave my girlfriend in college!