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Would have a really hard time getting him to not eat it afterwards.

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If he said he was giving it to Solyndra and ACORN they'd probably be even angrier.

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Blah blah blah 2 vacations a month argle bargle One percenter derp derp armed guards!

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Not so much since they stopped playing Golden Girls. The Marines, in particular, are still mad about that.

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That's what I've been telling my husband for 26 years now. Still hasn't worked, dammit.

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Column in today's Post-Dispatch. <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/columns/bill-m...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

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John Boehner is going to give up his wine boy and fill his own glass.

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...hmmm, kinda makes me want to start donating a portion of my drinking fund

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...that was the same excuse I gave my girlfriend in college!

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