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phoenix00's avatar

Also funny: hiring Rex Tillerson to help smooth things over.

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$142720624's avatar

He has to rescind the sanctions because he's under audit? Or just, "national security" *snicker snicker*.

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idiotboy's avatar

replying to myself is stupid and conceited but that was a reference to Green Acres. Thanks.

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Stinky_Hole's avatar

really?I can't read past the bottom of the screen because of some ad that takes over and makes everything jump to where you can't click "next"? Sad.

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Wombat's avatar

Anyone else feel like they're about to join the cast of a reality version of Red Dawn (original flavor)?

Also too: how deep should one dig a backyard fallout shelter. Asking for a friend.

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Wombat's avatar

Depends on where you went. I know it happened at my university a few *coughtwentycough* years ago.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Literally shitting on the carpets. They are fucking trolls.

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bookish's avatar

Well, we know how patient, reasonable and understanding the Mossad can be. Trump has never played at this level. He may get some surprises along the way.

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Fred Wertham, Jr.'s avatar

The Rapture has begun. He's starting with the cool people.

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bookish's avatar

NIce of Dumpie to take an interest. Will the spawn be in attendance? Or will Trump go solo, like a big boy?

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Actually, they had a provider who detected the suspicious network activity and who called in CrowdStrike who worked the issue while the attack was underway.

Keep in mind, they had to do a lot more hacking leading up to this hack to identify potential target users, etc.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Did I mention that I've been binge-watching Parks & Recreation? Well, April Ludgate is now my spirit animal.

https://youtu.be/eopL9kmMhvw

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Leningrad Cowboys?

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

> Russian news agency Interfax

Did anyone else just have really intense Carmen Sandiego flashbacks?

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