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Also funny: hiring Rex Tillerson to help smooth things over.

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He has to rescind the sanctions because he's under audit? Or just, "national security" *snicker snicker*.

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replying to myself is stupid and conceited but that was a reference to Green Acres. Thanks.

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really?I can't read past the bottom of the screen because of some ad that takes over and makes everything jump to where you can't click "next"? Sad.

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Anyone else feel like they're about to join the cast of a reality version of Red Dawn (original flavor)?

Also too: how deep should one dig a backyard fallout shelter. Asking for a friend.

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Depends on where you went. I know it happened at my university a few *coughtwentycough* years ago.

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Literally shitting on the carpets. They are fucking trolls.

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Well, we know how patient, reasonable and understanding the Mossad can be. Trump has never played at this level. He may get some surprises along the way.

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The Rapture has begun. He's starting with the cool people.

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NIce of Dumpie to take an interest. Will the spawn be in attendance? Or will Trump go solo, like a big boy?

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Actually, they had a provider who detected the suspicious network activity and who called in CrowdStrike who worked the issue while the attack was underway.

Keep in mind, they had to do a lot more hacking leading up to this hack to identify potential target users, etc.

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Did I mention that I've been binge-watching Parks & Recreation? Well, April Ludgate is now my spirit animal.

https://youtu.be/eopL9kmMhvw

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Leningrad Cowboys?

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> Russian news agency Interfax

Did anyone else just have really intense Carmen Sandiego flashbacks?

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