Barack Obama To Shoot & Kill John McCain

Barack Obama today revealed that he hates John McCain's tax plan and will therefore kill him with guns: "Obama jokingly claimed that Wild Bill Hickock, a famous old Western gunslinger, was a distant cousin of his so McCain should be on the alert. 'I'm ready to duel John McCain on taxes. Right now, right here. I'm a quick draw,' Obama quipped." OK, we get it Hussein, YOU HAD WHITE ANCESTORS. McCain responded that he knew Bill Hickock and you, sir, are no Bill Hickock. [ ABC News ]