o.O Barack Obama, world president, sat down with some sportsball guy and they totally bro-ed down on some sportsball things, about which we do not care. But included in their amiable chatting and hale-fellow-well-met, were a couple of sparkling gems and shiny baubles (not all of which were about Game of Thrones), as
That's right wingnuts, the only thing standing between you and the everlasting dictatorship of a gun grabbing Kenyan anti-colonialist fascist muslim communist nazi is one Michelle Obama. Now be grateful and eat your vegetables.
Bingo. But to be fair, we haven't had to endure being the focus of "my shrew wife" memes since the times when rocks were still soft and wives were property. ;)
Ah but a tall chick with muscles is probably pretending to be a man which means they are a Sapphohomersexy pal.And if you ignore the funny word at the beginning that means they is Homersexy which means they are a man.And if the woman are a man and married to a guy you are totally sure is ghey because he's tall, good looking, clever well dressed and well spoken then the "woman" must be a tranohomersexy pal.At which point Gabrielle Reece and Laird Hamilton enter the room and pummel the TPer to death.
Let's be honest. Everybody knows that Two L Michelle is running out the clock. The passive in public First Lady gig has not been a bowl of roses for her and she makes no bones about wanting her kids out of DC so they can have a normal life back. I say good for her.
Worst. Aristocrats. Evah.
I thought it was Lush Rimjob.
Mental Ben could empty the Grain Pyramids and put them in there ....
Oh Rebecca, you'll never get to Carnegie Hall that way! And if you want to know how to get to Carnegie Hall...
Well, mine certainly is!
I kid. He now reads this here blog, so I best tread lightly.
On that note I have lost any chance of a stiffy for the next week.
Well, come on now. That babe is smokin' hot on scandal. I'd leave my wife for her too and my wife is much nicer than that Ho skank on Scandal.
That's right wingnuts, the only thing standing between you and the everlasting dictatorship of a gun grabbing Kenyan anti-colonialist fascist muslim communist nazi is one Michelle Obama. Now be grateful and eat your vegetables.
Coincidentally we have some now vacant bunkers to store them in.
Us folks in Fuckoff Nowhere would just as soon you went elsewhere...why do we have to listen to your noisy, self-masticating shit..?...
Bingo. But to be fair, we haven't had to endure being the focus of "my shrew wife" memes since the times when rocks were still soft and wives were property. ;)
What a TPer might say
Ah but a tall chick with muscles is probably pretending to be a man which means they are a Sapphohomersexy pal.And if you ignore the funny word at the beginning that means they is Homersexy which means they are a man.And if the woman are a man and married to a guy you are totally sure is ghey because he's tall, good looking, clever well dressed and well spoken then the "woman" must be a tranohomersexy pal.At which point Gabrielle Reece and Laird Hamilton enter the room and pummel the TPer to death.
Damn. I thought Jared Fogle said that. No no wait. I thought it was Josh Duggar...
I have worked out that the real name of that particular radio star is Lush Rimbaud
I have always scratched my head about what is really going on with Brit men. Me, I'm with the French. Vive la différence!
Let's be honest. Everybody knows that Two L Michelle is running out the clock. The passive in public First Lady gig has not been a bowl of roses for her and she makes no bones about wanting her kids out of DC so they can have a normal life back. I say good for her.