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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it got hold of one of Becca's candy bars

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>He wonders if the “ground” would be friends with him?</blockquote>

Not again!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"surly 11th grader"

you're being redundant

bobbert's avatar

Meaning no disrespect whatever to the poor folks in and around Fort Hood, fuck Cruz and Cornyn with a red hot poker of votes.

bobbert's avatar

I was an adult during Reagan. I detested Reagan. I detest the memory of Reagan. Anyone who holds Reagan up as an example of good is a fucking idiot.

Thank you.

bobbert's avatar

And don't call me surly.

bobbert's avatar

What can I say but "Hold our tongues, Charlie"?

bobbert's avatar

As it happens, I do not confront end-of-life situations on a regular basis (my parents and my wife being exceptions), but I am a fairly regular user of the English language, so I share your hatred.

To be honest, I don't hate her as much as I hate Reagan, but that's mostly because he had so much greater influence on destroying America.

bobbert's avatar

What if they found the Malaysian airliner IN Fort Hood? Ha! Tinfoilghazi!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yes! They enter the house through holes in the ceiling, like in <i>Brazil</i>. Then they read a long paper informing them what a poopyhead they are, and bitch slap them.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

an old wonkville favorite

chascates's avatar

Am watching Killeen (close to Ft. Hood) live TV and they're saying 1 dead, 8 injured. Claimed 2 shooters, 1 still on the loose. A group of civilians were just evacuated from a house. Possibly family violence?