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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it got hold of one of Becca's candy bars

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>He wonders if the “ground” would be friends with him?</blockquote>

Not again!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"surly 11th grader"

you're being redundant

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bobbert's avatar

Meaning no disrespect whatever to the poor folks in and around Fort Hood, fuck Cruz and Cornyn with a red hot poker of votes.

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bobbert's avatar

I was an adult during Reagan. I detested Reagan. I detest the memory of Reagan. Anyone who holds Reagan up as an example of good is a fucking idiot.

Thank you.

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bobbert's avatar

And don't call me surly.

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bobbert's avatar

What can I say but "Hold our tongues, Charlie"?

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bobbert's avatar

As it happens, I do not confront end-of-life situations on a regular basis (my parents and my wife being exceptions), but I am a fairly regular user of the English language, so I share your hatred.

To be honest, I don't hate her as much as I hate Reagan, but that's mostly because he had so much greater influence on destroying America.

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bobbert's avatar

What if they found the Malaysian airliner IN Fort Hood? Ha! Tinfoilghazi!

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bobbert's avatar

#Payupasshole

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yes! They enter the house through holes in the ceiling, like in <i>Brazil</i>. Then they read a long paper informing them what a poopyhead they are, and bitch slap them.

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In Shapiro's world, wearing adult diapers makes you an adult.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

an old wonkville favorite

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chascates's avatar

Am watching Killeen (close to Ft. Hood) live TV and they're saying 1 dead, 8 injured. Claimed 2 shooters, 1 still on the loose. A group of civilians were just evacuated from a house. Possibly family violence?

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