Earlier we brought you the BREAKING NEWS that Senator John McCain is a puckered old asshole, and also why he is full of poo. B. Barry Bamz responded to McCain's typical slurring of UN Ambassador Susan Rice in his press conference today by going all HULK SMASH and practically challenging McCain and his partner in E-vil, Miss Lindsey Graham, to fisticuffs! Here is a thought problem for our Internet friends: Was it SEXISMS by Barack Obama to get all het up on Rice's behalf? Like, we cannot imagine him being so ruffled and dandery and whatnot if it were, say,
Barry was probably briefly tempted to tell Ham Biscuits to suck his dick, until he remembered that he'd probably take that as a sincere invitation.
WOW! The standard sure has changed since Dubya was Preznit. After 9/11, the Repubicans called him a hero when four Americans were killed. (Plus 2996 more.)
Yeah, I don't remember McCabe or Ham Biscuits clammoring for probes every time four or more Americans were killed in Iraq or Afghanistan (every day of the Bush administration, pretty much)
yeah esp that 'IF i chose to nominate her' i will mutherfuckas cause i am barry and i am the reelected POTUS.
why are so many pizza chain owners such abject assholes?
i like to think i would be living abroad if mittbot had been elected.
don't forget:
pearls. clutched.
miss lindsey better pick her battles carefully. she's enemy #1 on club for growth's 2014 list.
Who is going to change Senator McCain's diaper?
Shake em, old man! YEAH!
Lindsay Graham WANTS to suck it, but can't, which is why he's so bitchy.
Barry was probably briefly tempted to tell Ham Biscuits to suck his dick, until he remembered that he'd probably take that as a sincere invitation.
He a bad muthashutyomouth.
YES! Just like the time Dick Cheney stood up for Dubya Bush.
WOW! The standard sure has changed since Dubya was Preznit. After 9/11, the Repubicans called him a hero when four Americans were killed. (Plus 2996 more.)
Or a colostomy bag.
Oh, have you been introduced to skoalrebel? He's been absent for a while.
Generally, wtf? is the correct reaction. Ironically, of course.
Yeah, I don't remember McCabe or Ham Biscuits clammoring for probes every time four or more Americans were killed in Iraq or Afghanistan (every day of the Bush administration, pretty much)
That's a real Wonketteer really demonstrating Poe's Law.