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fuflans's avatar

yeah esp that 'IF i chose to nominate her' i will mutherfuckas cause i am barry and i am the reelected POTUS.

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fuflans's avatar

why are so many pizza chain owners such abject assholes?

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fuflans's avatar

i like to think i would be living abroad if mittbot had been elected.

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fuflans's avatar

don't forget:

pearls. clutched.

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fuflans's avatar

miss lindsey better pick her battles carefully. she's enemy #1 on club for growth's 2014 list.

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diogenez's avatar

Who is going to change Senator McCain's diaper?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shake em, old man! YEAH!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Lindsay Graham WANTS to suck it, but can't, which is why he's so bitchy.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Barry was probably briefly tempted to tell Ham Biscuits to suck his dick, until he remembered that he'd probably take that as a sincere invitation.

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SullivanSt's avatar

He a bad muthashutyomouth.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

YES! Just like the time Dick Cheney stood up for Dubya Bush.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

WOW! The standard sure has changed since Dubya was Preznit. After 9/11, the Repubicans called him a hero when four Americans were killed. (Plus 2996 more.)

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SullivanSt's avatar

Or a colostomy bag.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, have you been introduced to skoalrebel? He's been absent for a while.

Generally, wtf? is the correct reaction. Ironically, of course.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, I don't remember McCabe or Ham Biscuits clammoring for probes every time four or more Americans were killed in Iraq or Afghanistan (every day of the Bush administration, pretty much)

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SullivanSt's avatar

That's a real Wonketteer really demonstrating Poe's Law.

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