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may i ask, what is the goal of this exercise:

<i>upper-crust moppets wallop colored eggs with wooden spoons</i>

as a lapsed WASP, i do not attend egg rolls.

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Should have sent in Sara B. to flash her tits.

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No one tried to hump Riley?

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here is a fashion tip: white pants are generally unflattering.

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As a followup to Riley's video, YouTube gave me "Brittany gets her birthday present at Tom Sparks Buick." (To give away the ending, she got a new crappy-looking Buick.)

Perhaps this is saying that Bradley Manning will be released shortly and be given a new car as a sort of apology. Either that, or a Buick will show up to take Riley away.

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That's our Waggaman! I will send you packages at Gitmo. Do you like cornbread?

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