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Barack Obama Would Also Like to Talk About Hobbits Now

Blair Burke
Aug 25, 2011
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 Speaking of hobbits , Wannabe Nerd President Barack Obama would like to be a belated guest to this "Let's Talk About Tolkien!" party that is happening in Washington, for some reason.

President Obama is a fan of at least one comic book superhero, and Lord of the Rings devotees should be comforted to know they have a compatriot in the White House.

Obama revealed these and other details to two Scholastic News Kids Press Corps reporters in an exclusive July interview, which the kids magazine posted online this week.

“When I was your age… I’d probably gotten a little too old for the Hardy Boys and that stuff,” Obama told Topanga Sena, 10, of Orlando, Florida, and Jacob Schroeder, 11, of Albuquerque, New Mexico. “I think I was getting into the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit and stuff like that.”

“They weren’t just kind of adventure stories but they were stories that taught me about social problems,” Obama said of the books he favored in his pre-teen years. “Taught me about how people interact with each other…about how some people are kind and some people are cruel.”

Barack Obama's problem is probably that he learned a lot about how people interact with each other, but he did not pay close enough attention to learn how he should interact with hobbits and orcs or whatever other creatures he is dealing with these days. [ Politico ]

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102415
Aug 22

I've been gone now for about 36 years. It was already ruined way back then. Now? What the hell are those pink and beige piles? I used to like to hike from the Center all the way to the ocean. The cars and other shit down there were amazing. I lived on the dry side cause we was poor :( lol

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Aug 22

See. You turned out just fine. Kids today don't have your opportunities. They just have tiny little iphones and RFD chips in their heads for the games.

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