Well, hello, Wonketteers!
Is the barbed wire butterfly tattoo real this time?
Ball and Chain.
Unicorn fat.
I wonder how many poor young boys found out the hard way?
This is Wonkette, I'm surprised at the restraint.
Would this be two books then, or just the one?
Remind Ken that Christ was almost certainly not born in December. The celebration was apparently moved to rebrand that pagan solstice worship.
*Lights a cigarette and inhales slowly and deeply* *Long exhale* Happily sighs and asks, “Was it good for you?” "I'll take the wet spot, it was mostly me anyway."
I'm not straight, so perhaps I'm just ignorant, but wouldn't "iron pussy" really, really hurt?
Is the barbed wire butterfly tattoo real this time?
Ball and Chain.
Unicorn fat.
I wonder how many poor young boys found out the hard way?
This is Wonkette, I'm surprised at the restraint.
Would this be two books then, or just the one?
Remind Ken that Christ was almost certainly not born in December. The celebration was apparently moved to rebrand that pagan solstice worship.
*Lights a cigarette and inhales slowly and deeply* *Long exhale* Happily sighs and asks, “Was it good for you?” "I'll take the wet spot, it was mostly me anyway."
I'm not straight, so perhaps I'm just ignorant, but wouldn't "iron pussy" really, really hurt?