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FUR PIE LIBEL!!1!!

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Don't forget the Rumstud and how 'bout some Scooter pie?

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Should work out well since how Obammy likes spying on Merikans and you are always peeking out the window on the crack.Maybe the NSA should request 8 ball money in their next budget

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Does he have punch with the pie?

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Crack pie? A waste of crack. Just put instant chocolate pudding in any pie shell. There is no way to <i>stop</i> people from eating that.

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Pretzel surprise is her favorite recipe.

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Can you imagine the loafs and casseroles Pickles used to cook? The White House must have gone through a shitload of cream of mushroom soup and fritos during the Bush reign.

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"OBAMA ATE MY CRACK"

-future WND headline

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Wingnut Pie recipe:

1/4 Cup bitter wingnut tears. 1 1/2 Cups of Crisco. 3 Cups mixed nuts, chopped. 3/4 Cup bacon fat. 3 Cups corn syrup

Mix well. Pour into graham cracker crust (pre-made only). Criss cross with Cheez Whiz. Bake until infarct.

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Nobody?

<i>Let them eat crack!</i> -- Michelle Antoinette Obama

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