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SpideySenser's avatar

Don't forget the Rumstud and how 'bout some Scooter pie?

Capt.Jim's avatar

Should work out well since how Obammy likes spying on Merikans and you are always peeking out the window on the crack.Maybe the NSA should request 8 ball money in their next budget

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Crack pie? A waste of crack. Just put instant chocolate pudding in any pie shell. There is no way to <i>stop</i> people from eating that.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Pretzel surprise is her favorite recipe.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Can you imagine the loafs and casseroles Pickles used to cook? The White House must have gone through a shitload of cream of mushroom soup and fritos during the Bush reign.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"OBAMA ATE MY CRACK"

-future WND headline

schmannity's avatar

Wingnut Pie recipe:

1/4 Cup bitter wingnut tears. 1 1/2 Cups of Crisco. 3 Cups mixed nuts, chopped. 3/4 Cup bacon fat. 3 Cups corn syrup

Mix well. Pour into graham cracker crust (pre-made only). Criss cross with Cheez Whiz. Bake until infarct.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Nobody?

<i>Let them eat crack!</i> -- Michelle Antoinette Obama