How I've missed you at Wonkette, Sara. Thankfully, you're all over the interwebs, which has made cyber-stalking you easy enough. It's just not the same as the weekly abuse I know and love here. Welcome back!
Also, your feelings following "Barry, Can You Hear Me" are perfectly normal and natural (including liking it) ...everything is as it should be.
hell, sarah's already more successful than i ever was or ever could be.
but then, i devoted my life to a particular 400 year old playwright and there's not much money there.
however, i have a fabulous vocabulary.
hey!! let's start a theatre!
damn girl we missed you.
love,
wonkette vajayjays
It is poor grammar to end a sentence with a hairy proposition.
No you didn't, whoremonkey.
How I've missed you at Wonkette, Sara. Thankfully, you're all over the interwebs, which has made cyber-stalking you easy enough. It's just not the same as the weekly abuse I know and love here. Welcome back!
The SNL gig might yet happen, they will soon need a Bachmann impersonator.
Our lovely Ms. Benincasa was my introduction to Our Wonkette with this masterful work: <a href="http://wonkette.com/417615/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/417615/maureen-dowd-tosses-he...">http://wonkette.com/417615/...
Also, your feelings following &quot;Barry, Can You Hear Me&quot; are perfectly normal and natural (including liking it) ...everything is as it should be.
Bob Hope is still alive? Is he drinking the blood of newborns at midnight or something?
Oh, good, Sara&#039;s back!
I was starting to go through withdrawal.... Please, baby, don&#039;t stay away so long next time...we needs our fix!!!!
Bachmann WISHES she looked that good.
I see Fister Roboto is hard at work ruining our warm welcome for Ms. Benincasa.
Why does he hate <strike>America</strike> hot redheads?
Mm. Whose phrase was &quot;the cold douche of reality&quot;?