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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Maybe he should try a new slogan, like "Jeb will mend it" or "Jeb will repair it".

Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

Jeb is a candidate only a mother could love...a little. http://media.salon.com/2013...

Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

A stitch in time saves the family legacy?

Content unavailable's avatar

What a choice! Me not sure.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Not only did the negro sit next to her, he had the nerve to put his black arm around her. Thank goodness for Depends 'cause you know that racist bitch was messing her drawers.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Why did someone put pillow fluff and a pearl necklace on that poor tortoise's head? That's just cruel.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Seems," madam? Nay, it is; I know not "seems."

artem1s's avatar

going to need a bigger file drawer...maybe a warehouse?

Shibusa's avatar

Maybe he could try "Make American Great Again"?

Gil's avatar

She must wear those pop beads to bed..... You never see her without them....