Gee thanks, Mom We're going to need a bigger file drawer for this latest entry under Sad Jeb Bush Is Sad, So Sad, Gahhh, We Need A Drink, That's How Sad He Is. His own mother, who has made it quite clear she doesn't care for him much and thinks he's kind of a loser (and she's not wrong!), made an ad for Jeb, and it is the least enthusiastic, lowest-energy display of reluctant obligatory love a mother has ever shown for something she birthed from her own loins:
Not only did the negro sit next to her, he had the nerve to put his black arm around her. Thank goodness for Depends 'cause you know that racist bitch was messing her drawers.
Maybe he should try a new slogan, like "Jeb will mend it" or "Jeb will repair it".
Jeb is a candidate only a mother could love...a little. http://media.salon.com/2013...
A stitch in time saves the family legacy?
What a choice! Me not sure.
Not only did the negro sit next to her, he had the nerve to put his black arm around her. Thank goodness for Depends 'cause you know that racist bitch was messing her drawers.
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Why did someone put pillow fluff and a pearl necklace on that poor tortoise's head? That's just cruel.
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"Seems," madam? Nay, it is; I know not "seems."
Well phrased, sir!
AKA Ron White...
NEIL / MARVIN '16!
going to need a bigger file drawer...maybe a warehouse?
Maybe he could try "Make American Great Again"?
She must wear those pop beads to bed..... You never see her without them....