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True. For both the occupant and the door.

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Don't forget the school buses and soccer games.

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Schools need to hire a "master sergeant" who is in charge of a School Defense Brigade made up of students. The SDB will patrol hallways, set up observation posts outside the school's perimeter. What better way for a child to build pride in his or her school (and avoid bullying) than by enlisting in their SDB!

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Wonder how they proved it. Research? Skilled interviewing? An experienced eye? Yep, Gregory has None Of Those, Katie.

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I was going to say Mitt should run, but I couldnt stop rolling eyes long enough to type it.

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Brown shirts or camo fatigues. At pre-schools, they'll probably go for pre-camo.

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Or as in the joke about failing a stool test.

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missed it. and missed nothing, i'll bet.

Isn't LaPierre about to call for immediate action to station an armed police officer at every house fire in America?

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He'd be the second openly gay Senator. Or third, depending on how you count Graham. OK, Frank will be the third.

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He assumes they are all already armed.

Perhaps if Martin had been standing his ground. OH WAIT! He was.

He supports letting anyone on the Terrorist/No-Fly Watch List get unlimited guns and ammo. Someday <i>al Queda</i> will name him Terrorist of the Year, which comes with a plaque and gift certificate good for 15 virgins in Paradise.

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