In just a few minutes, or maybe it already happened, Barack Hussein Obama will make the most importantest economic speech since his last importantest economic speech. It is to take place at Knox College in Galesburg, IL, where he made an economic speech (this guy with the economic speeches!) in the year 3 B.O. (2005). Here are the only things you need to know about this 2013 Talking Event:
<blockquote>How does your authoress know with such clarity and precision exactly what will occur today in Galesburg? She read it in the entrails of the deer she slayed last night, that&rsquo;s how.</blockquote> <i>So</i> ... assume deer dead?
Wait Barack&#039;s a UT fan? INPEECH!
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<blockquote>How does your authoress know with such clarity and precision exactly what will occur today in Galesburg? She read it in the entrails of the deer she slayed last night, that&rsquo;s how.</blockquote> <i>So</i> ... assume deer dead?
He missed the Mormon Flies festival.