Like many professionals of a certain age, Richard Cohen goes to a lot of funerals.
<blockquote>This is a tale of two speeches. </blockquote>
No, it is a tale of two dicks.
One was Richard Holbrooke. Richard is short for dick. The other is Richard Cohen. Richard Cohen is a short dick.
Yeah, yeah, he went to a funeral. Big deal. What we really want to know is did he get lucky?
&quot;balm to the ear&quot; *Gag*
The reason he was so disappointed is that Cohen was relying on the applause to keep him awake. He probably was snoring and drooling.
<blockquote>This is a tale of two speeches. </blockquote>
No, it is a tale of two dicks.
One was Richard Holbrooke. Richard is short for dick. The other is Richard Cohen. Richard Cohen is a short dick.
Yeah, yeah, he went to a funeral. Big deal. What we really want to know is did he get lucky?
&quot;balm to the ear&quot; *Gag*
The reason he was so disappointed is that Cohen was relying on the applause to keep him awake. He probably was snoring and drooling.