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fuflans's avatar

oh that dude (the real fuflans) left us in 2008. he might have been part maine aa, but he wasn't very big (fat, huge tail, but tiny frame).

here's the one i think actually is part maine coon (he's 20 pounds, has the tail, ear tufts, huge coat, huge paws, sweetest damn thing ever): <a href="http:\/\/s1198.photobucket.com\/albums\/aa455\/fuflans\/\?action=view&amp\;current=Zrelaxedonpurple1.jpg#!oZZ2QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs1198.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa455%2Ffuflans%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3Dfrontrowseating.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://s1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa455/fuflans...">http://s1198.photobucket.co...

he's also the one that likes katy perry and rhianna (S&M).

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and in other news, newt is still in the race.

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my 20 pound cat likes katy perry. does that count?

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fuflans's avatar

god. i am embarrassed for my gender.

again.

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<i>a younger, prettier version of herself</i>

judging by that picture, that would include the entire cast of 'the view'.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Would it be too much to ask Wonkette to please never mention this awful person again?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's getting a little too close to home. Watch it.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Taking a page from Ole Crazy Eyes' playbook, Duh Guv'Nor quit her trip to Indianola, Indiana, when she discovered it was not B.B. King's birthplace.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Christine O’Donnell had accepted an invitation to speak at the event before Palin. Organizers then disinvited O’Donnell before re-inviting her to speak once again."

The funniest word in this sentence is "organizers".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I thought witches all smelled like patchouli?

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