If you are not on Twitter, chances are you missed out on this weekend's glorious discovery of the ridiculous anti-sex tweets of a Nigerian man named Reno Omokri.
Maybe vagina dentata.
So, if a banana is like a mans penis, it will bruise and die soon?
Canteloupe (aka Rockmelon). That is all.
Wise oranges are too smart to let themselves be caught by just anybody.
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The only thing Africa needs from us is a fair price for all the mineral wealth we stole and continue to steal from it.
Wait. Whaaaaaat?
Good dsylexic doG the dumbification of America Murica has been remarkably successful.
And only drink pure grain alcohol and rain water.
Is the message essentially that if you're going to be an orange, at least don't be a cheap one?
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And then there's that line about why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
I can identify. Many a woman has bought a pig when all she wanted was a tasty sausage.
Which explains the 72 virgins.
It's an antichoice companion piece to the odd notion that if you eat meat your stomach is a "graveyard."
I'm in my late 60s so my mom's meatloaf must be the consistency of particle board by now.
And let's not get started on penguins, what with male incubating, de facto prostitution and all.
Nice deal, if you don't have to 'pay protection.'
Or maybe one too many woman pointed and laughed?
More like the classic insanity of keeping up with the Changs.
Maybe vagina dentata.
So, if a banana is like a mans penis, it will bruise and die soon?
Canteloupe (aka Rockmelon). That is all.
Wise oranges are too smart to let themselves be caught by just anybody.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
The only thing Africa needs from us is a fair price for all the mineral wealth we stole and continue to steal from it.
Wait. Whaaaaaat?
Good dsylexic doG the dumbification of America Murica has been remarkably successful.
And only drink pure grain alcohol and rain water.
Is the message essentially that if you're going to be an orange, at least don't be a cheap one?
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
And then there's that line about why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
I can identify. Many a woman has bought a pig when all she wanted was a tasty sausage.
Which explains the 72 virgins.
It's an antichoice companion piece to the odd notion that if you eat meat your stomach is a "graveyard."
I'm in my late 60s so my mom's meatloaf must be the consistency of particle board by now.
And let's not get started on penguins, what with male incubating, de facto prostitution and all.
Nice deal, if you don't have to 'pay protection.'
Or maybe one too many woman pointed and laughed?
More like the classic insanity of keeping up with the Changs.