Great American Thinker Phil Robertson has some important advice on how to stay healthy, avoid the crotch rot, and have a satisfying sects life: “Biblically correct sex is safe,” Robertson said during a sermon in West Monroe, Louisiana last month. “It’s safe. You’re not going to get chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, AIDS -- if you, if a man marries a woman, and neither of you have it, and you keep your sex between the two of you, you’re not going to get ever sexually transmitted diseases.”
I have no fucks to give about what this troglodyte thinks.
Why don't these guys stick to talking about something (anything) they know something about?
Talk about ducks FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Yikes...Alaska is like the Hot Zone for Chlamydia.
ISWYDT
Experts at the CDC keep telling them to stop passing around the chicken, but do they listen?
You saw what I didn't know I did.
Did Master's and Johnson include a chapter on Biblically Correct Sex?
Much like Phil's tiny microbes.
AOT,K!
"Biblically Correct Sex" As a kid, I always wondered what those medieval "illustrated" bibles were all about.
<i>Lead?</i> They&#039;ve lapped the rest of the field!
Does this mean that mrs_p and I are members of an elite?
No Vergara?!?
...considering that &quot;Biblical Sex&quot; often involved incest, I guess that explains the high infection rates in the south
Better put some ointment on all of the South. All that redness must chafe something awful.
...oh yeah by the way, both Gonnerhea and Chlamydia can be spread by non sexual contact.