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That's the essence of the military.

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Liberty Machines or How Wide Can You Open?

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The law here only allows 5 round mags for semi-auto hunting.

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Dude, I'm a Cuban chick, of course I do!

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Sadly I can:-(

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General, my general 😍

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or a drone strike from 25,000 feet.

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You’re welcome.

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The best we can offer is an I Voted sticker.

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The 21st. Right before Earth Day.

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I thought that was only for Friends of Barbie.

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it's almost like someone who understands how supply chains work could also conceive of a strategy to win a multi-front war! who knew?!

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shooting a buck with more than one bullet or two usually shreds it up or scares it off. these clowns probably spend more time in the woods firing at trees, than they do bagging game.

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You're hired. Here's your piece of rebar. Here's your sack for loot.

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Ta, Stephen. Otherwise ... no comment.

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