In the wake of the Supreme Court's Gay Marriage Throat-Cram-A-Thon, wingnuts have had hilarious reactions and stupid reactions and melodramatic reactions, and all of the other reactions that are dumb and bad. But here is one that takes the cake (but not the gay wedding cake; wingnuts are not allowed to be within 50 feet of those). Some people in Carolina Beach, North Carolina, were just out sunning their beached bodies when they saw (oh no!) a rainbow flag flying from one of the lifeguard post of the dashing gentleman pictured above, and immediately knew that meant that only gays would be rescued from drowning on that beach:
When will wingnuts realize that a rainbow flag includes everyone? Why there's even space in there for fear-drenched bigots & their endless whining (somewhere between orange and yellow, I believe).
There are worse things to envision. :D
It's so hard to think like a wingnut, it requires so much ignorance and petty reasoning.
Very little, Paul hadn't come to mansplain it yet.
The original DFH, and they crucified him for it.
No, but it does make him fabulous!
Isaak was peculiar, very peculiar. And ghey.
Never miss a chance to play the victim...
When will wingnuts realize that a rainbow flag includes everyone? Why there's even space in there for fear-drenched bigots & their endless whining (somewhere between orange and yellow, I believe).
I'm fine with the visual, it's just that In The Navy is a vicious earworm.
When did all those Sharks start eating people at North Carolina Beaches, ask the Supreme Court, they know what they did.
that is one rich triple entendre.
Well then I also complement your (to me) surprisingly subtle delivery.
"I'm drowning! Thanks for asking!"
We prefer the doggie (style) paddle or the back (door) stroke.
As the last poets said, you canNOT petition the Lord with prayer!
Yes. When you raise your hand to show the sexy lifeguard where you are, you let the wrist go limp.