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PubOption's avatar

No, she's just a stalking horse.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Stewie Griffin?

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bobbert's avatar

Just for clarity, that's Ronna I.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just by reading the headline, I know more about the Romneys than I want to. So, I will make the probably safe assumption that all of them are going to be insufferable rightwing smugfucks. (my new favorite word). Still, wouldn't it be just about Biblically awesome if one of the money seeds turned out to be an angry liberal (the black sheep of the family?) and after everyone from dad all the way down to the fucking horse gets crushed in their individual elections he/she steps up and wins office in a stunning victory?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Binders full of Romney women...

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SullivanSt's avatar

She's not <em>my</em> sha-Ronna, that's for sure.

Can't help but wonder whether she's yet another Republican unable to distinguish "reach out to" and "be a" and thus believes that having a vagina is a substitute for adopting a policy platform that is friendly to, or at least less actively hostile to, women.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

KINKOS LIBUL!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I can totally see them referring to their lady bits as "the ol loophole'

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

bring in Jennifer Carroll and we've got a trifecta à trois

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sold to the Romanians

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In other news, Karl Rove keeps insisting that Mitt will be the next Pope once the Ohio returns come in...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

one thing AZ actually got right

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The real fun will be in the GOP primary: will some screaming teabagger loon come along and take out the sane candidate? Rove vs. Koch will be played out in an attack-ad free-for-all. I'm investing in popcorn futures.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's their secret plan to combat the Hispanic tide they so fear...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm telling ya, worse than cockroaches...

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chascates's avatar

Mormons have big families but is it possible the Romneys are adopting living adults to boost their numbers?

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