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Skepti-KC's avatar

It was a DAMNED [giggle giggle!] sight more entertaining!

Hither and Yawn's avatar

I thought we were going with plot. It's the color scheme, the wedding plan, and the evil plot.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and another Karen for the collection.

Flatulus's avatar

Her twin, Anne Coulter?

La forza del resistino's avatar

The usual pitch of silver, gold and platinum membership levels was dropped as too tacky for this classy campaign.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Bang for the buck," as it were.

Rickyphoo's avatar

Of course, just like Hair Furor, she's totally tone deaf.

Rickyphoo's avatar

Every time I see her, I think that someone at Disney was trying to build an animatron of Cruella De Vil but couldn't find a black and white wig, so just said fuck it and threw a blonde wig on it instead.

Swampay's avatar

I am continually amazed at how cheaply congresscritters sell for.

RogationDays's avatar

Could someone explain the “jungle primary” and how would this end up being two Dems when Doug Collins is a virulent Trumper?

calliecallie's avatar

Only if Trump was actually inside when they pressed the button.

KurtV's avatar

Did you know they ran a survey asking people if they would be all right with teaching Arabic numbers in school?

56% didn't like the idea:

https://www.iflscience.com/...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Jungle primaries run everyone running for an office together and award the candidacies for the general election to the top two vote getters regardless of party. If Democrat A gets 10,000 votes, and Democrat B gets 9,000 votes, and Republican A gets 8,000 votes, Democrat A and Democrat B face off in the general election.