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Skepti-KC's avatar

It was a DAMNED [giggle giggle!] sight more entertaining!

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

ALWAYS carry condoms.

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fuflans's avatar

love you.

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SterWonk's avatar

Obligatory Leverage: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Hither and Yawn's avatar

I thought we were going with plot. It's the color scheme, the wedding plan, and the evil plot.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and another Karen for the collection.

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Flatulus's avatar

Her twin, Anne Coulter?

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La forza del resistino's avatar

The usual pitch of silver, gold and platinum membership levels was dropped as too tacky for this classy campaign.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

"Bang for the buck," as it were.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Of course, just like Hair Furor, she's totally tone deaf.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Every time I see her, I think that someone at Disney was trying to build an animatron of Cruella De Vil but couldn't find a black and white wig, so just said fuck it and threw a blonde wig on it instead.

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Swampay's avatar

I am continually amazed at how cheaply congresscritters sell for.

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RogationDays's avatar

Could someone explain the “jungle primary” and how would this end up being two Dems when Doug Collins is a virulent Trumper?

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calliecallie's avatar

Only if Trump was actually inside when they pressed the button.

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KurtV's avatar

Did you know they ran a survey asking people if they would be all right with teaching Arabic numbers in school?

56% didn't like the idea:

https://www.iflscience.com/...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Jungle primaries run everyone running for an office together and award the candidacies for the general election to the top two vote getters regardless of party. If Democrat A gets 10,000 votes, and Democrat B gets 9,000 votes, and Republican A gets 8,000 votes, Democrat A and Democrat B face off in the general election.

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