We have finally solved a great mystery here at Wonkette International Headquarters! We kept seeing these insane commercials on the teevee, with Beyoncé encouraging us to upgrade to digital cable while she writhed around in golden garbs and held a menacing trinket in her teeth reading "UPGRADE." Since when, we asked, did Beyoncé care about anything as prosaic as
Behold The Alaskan Hope Bear
Behold The Alaskan Hope Bear
Behold The Alaskan Hope Bear
We have finally solved a great mystery here at Wonkette International Headquarters! We kept seeing these insane commercials on the teevee, with Beyoncé encouraging us to upgrade to digital cable while she writhed around in golden garbs and held a menacing trinket in her teeth reading "UPGRADE." Since when, we asked, did Beyoncé care about anything as prosaic as