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Beloved 'Let's Hurl Acid At Them Demcrat Gals' Staffer Resigns

Jim Newell
Jun 4, 2012
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The dumbest political campaign spokesman in history has resigned, but why? Probably because he's the dumbest political campaign spokesman in history, but more likely because of Reverse Sexism. When Jay Townsend, spokesperson for Rep. Nan Hayworth's reelection campaign, said "Let’s hurl some acid at those female democratic Senators," who was there to stand up for themalepoint of view -- that female Democratic Senators should have acid hurled at themselves and just deal with it? No one. This War on Men needs to stop, before more assholes like Jay Townsend lose their asshole jobs.

The Hayworth campaign announced the resignation today and asked the public to focus on the real issues, instead of her employees who fap to burning female flesh. From The Hill :

The campaign adviser who suggested that opponents "hurl some acid at those female Democratic senators" has resigned from the congressional campaign of Rep. Nan Hayworth (R-N.Y.).

“Jay Townsend has offered, and I have accepted, his resignation from his position with my campaign," Hayworth said in a statement. "Now let's return to talking about issues that really matter to families: job creation, spending restraint and economic development.”

Townsend will now focus his efforts on chemically maiming liberal women in the private sector.

[ The Hill ]

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bobbert
Aug 15

I think we should be sure to cover* all the bases.

*him in

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fuflans
Aug 15

i said this elsewhere, but did you hear boehner last week.after that ridiculous 'gender anti abortion bill' was defeated?

he actually said 'we're very concerned about jobs and job creation and the economy BUT there are other pressing issues americans are worried about."

yes there certainly are. but it sure as hell isn't sex selection in the provision of abortions.

course non of this will stop us electing these asshats again.

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