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Mary O'Shegetz's avatar

"violently assaulting her, “​​pulling, jerking, twisting, and breaking … Seaman’s finger "

Whaaat? The old pull my finger game is now considered a violent assault?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Good, old-fashioned batshittery is so refreshing compared to what the average Republican now spews.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Lock. Her. Up.

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eye8urcake's avatar

'You know, normal city council stuff...'

Vegas city council is fucking batshit.

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Bozi Lingus's avatar

American Woman, stay away from me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r_qd2yxIsM

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clairence's avatar

"To be fair, it was her special day."

>I love the Wonkette's news/analysis combo presentation. Makes everything more interesting.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

If you get married using fraudy funds, is it valid?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

So. Gross.

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marydn's avatar

Okay, Robyn, it is not your fault. I should have known better. Clicking on the trailer was all my fault and, unlike a republican, I take full responsibility for my action.

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clairence's avatar

The most complex plot I've seen in a porn flick. Oh, it's not one of those?

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Les Bontemps's avatar

Girl, same.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Bigguns"

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Just James's avatar

Not a bad voice, compared to SOME we could mention in the MAGA universe...

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I kinda love the "American Woman" jersey Fiore is wearing. It suits her so well, she is EXACTLY who the Guess Who were singing about. And they say conservatives never listen to the words.

I'm gonna go with the Lenny Kravitz version, just because I know it would piss that bitch off even more:

https://youtu.be/UzWHE32IxUc?si=dtvU785Fxl2gPH8V

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

To be fair, I don’t want to see her face no more

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

"or to film a sequel to Siren, her 2002 vanity project movie."

There is no way to thank you enough for this gift, Robyn. This is going to be better than A Talking Cat!

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Kind of shocked she got Wilma Deering and That Guy That Was In A Star Trek Show to co-star.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Well, that is a real bombshell.

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Liminal's avatar

Nope. Sheena is NOT a punk rocker

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Bet Michele One L is regretting not taking Leon Sukm up on his original offer way back in the day.

"In space, no one can hear you grift."

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