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x_overthinker_x's avatar

I don't think they want "sane, pertinent, intelligent questions" so much as opportunities to spew more bullshit.

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frrolfe's avatar

Just be carefull. Wingnuts don't appreciate outsiders corrupting their kids.

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cleos_mom's avatar

And at that, it's a better explanation than the one I've heard about the grief of someone in Heaven over a loved one who's in hell; i.e., that the person in Heaven will see their doomed love one as God supposedly does -- and, as a consequence, despise that person and enjoy the thought of their suffering.

Never will figure out how people can claim that such a god loves unconditionally.

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greyXstar's avatar

YOU GET SNAKE OIL!! AND YOU GET SNAKE OIL!! EVERYBODY GETS SNAKE OIILLLLL!!!!

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diogenez's avatar

In a race to the bottom, there are bound to be many losers.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Holy crap he's stupid.

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nightmoth's avatar

Agree!! I try to tread very carefully. Any dresses I find for the girls have to be long and have sleeves (no pants allowed) and I scan all the books I get the kids for mention of evolution, romance, magic, and cuss words. I'm grateful to be getting away with Dr. Who. I hope some slight exposure to the outside world will help them once they get there, because I love them and I worry about how they're going to adjust once they're free of their church. IF they get free: they may not.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Because they were smokers.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Now, if he had only gone to an amateur hooker...

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Yes, but can he do it doing the Saturday NYT crossword puzzle?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

In the case of the snail darter, I"m sure they think that it didn't need room on the ark, so it's okay.

Ouch, that makes my brain hurt.

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Boscoe's avatar

"IT'LL HAVE TO COME OUT!!"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Citizen-surgeon.

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Shoto's avatar

Benny the Blade: He'll cut a bitch for not believing in Babby Jeezuz.

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Shoto's avatar

Needz Moar Xanax...

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