can you feel the trumpmentum? Ever since he endorsed Donald Trump a few weeks ago, Ben Carson has been drifting aimlessly across the land stumping for his former rival. Well, "stumping" is probably too strong a word. Lurching? Sleepwalking? Tiptoeing? Probably that one, because his endorsement of Trump is, shall we say,
I know. I never understood why religious folk who do sermons don't get some sort of public speaking course in the seminary. It's a major part of the service, and it goes on forever.
Became an atheist my sophomore year of college, which means I went to church way too hungover my freshman year after too much Saturday night. Those sermons were blow out our brains stultifying.
Ms. Gnome, at the ripe old age of 61, couldn't get her license renewed when the vision test revealed that she had no peripheral vision thanks to years of lithium-induced microseizures. Lack of peripheral vision isn't something you notice on a conscious level.
I know. I never understood why religious folk who do sermons don't get some sort of public speaking course in the seminary. It's a major part of the service, and it goes on forever.
Became an atheist my sophomore year of college, which means I went to church way too hungover my freshman year after too much Saturday night. Those sermons were blow out our brains stultifying.
Ms. Gnome, at the ripe old age of 61, couldn't get her license renewed when the vision test revealed that she had no peripheral vision thanks to years of lithium-induced microseizures. Lack of peripheral vision isn't something you notice on a conscious level.
I'm waiting to hear from the newest Trump endorser, Rand Paul.
You're kidding, right? Please?
Nope. Little Randy endorsed the Orange One.
I guess it makes sense...libertarianism is pretty much "I'm well off, so fuck everyone else if I don't get what I want".
That's all I am to you? A sammich maker?! (Flounces off in a huff...)
And DOES!
(tiptoeing quietly out of room...)
Wait .... Carson is awake? When did this happen? How come I didn't get the memo?
Sixteen just isn't enough! Should'a had one at least with really Preznitial looking ties.
Even betterer. It's a recurring joke in MST3k's treatment of Parts : The Clonus Horror.
You'd think he had Carly running the show the way it's nose diving.
But it was wonderfully written. Thank you Snipy.
Absolutely. Does JEB have any more brothers? Sisters? Cousins? Jar-siblings?