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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I know. I never understood why religious folk who do sermons don't get some sort of public speaking course in the seminary. It's a major part of the service, and it goes on forever.

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Became an atheist my sophomore year of college, which means I went to church way too hungover my freshman year after too much Saturday night. Those sermons were blow out our brains stultifying.

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Ms. Gnome, at the ripe old age of 61, couldn't get her license renewed when the vision test revealed that she had no peripheral vision thanks to years of lithium-induced microseizures. Lack of peripheral vision isn't something you notice on a conscious level.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm waiting to hear from the newest Trump endorser, Rand Paul.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

You're kidding, right? Please?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Nope. Little Randy endorsed the Orange One.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I guess it makes sense...libertarianism is pretty much "I'm well off, so fuck everyone else if I don't get what I want".

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

That's all I am to you? A sammich maker?! (Flounces off in a huff...)

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

(tiptoeing quietly out of room...)

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Wait .... Carson is awake? When did this happen? How come I didn't get the memo?

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chicken thief's avatar

Sixteen just isn't enough! Should'a had one at least with really Preznitial looking ties.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Even betterer. It's a recurring joke in MST3k's treatment of Parts : The Clonus Horror.

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chicken thief's avatar

You'd think he had Carly running the show the way it's nose diving.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

But it was wonderfully written. Thank you Snipy.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Absolutely. Does JEB have any more brothers? Sisters? Cousins? Jar-siblings?

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