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then there is the car jacking story in his wife's "book". As soon as they saw Super Ben chasing them they said Oh look it's Dr Ben Carson the most famed brain surgeon in America!! (TM) And they stopped his car. Got out said sorry and took selfies. She wasn't there but she told it like it was!!

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He dated Morgan Fairchild

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Because, obviously, he doctored his grades once he became a professor.

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So, which general are you going with? Stormin' Norman?

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Does he have a "team". I suppose he must, but are they experienced in this sort of thing?

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Black mass.

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He taught it the third time!

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I must have missed that. Prodigal son; foolish virgins, wise virgins; talents... no, I don't remember it.

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I have found that this is an actual pic hanging in Ben "The Stoner" Carson's house. What I cant decide is whether or not this is Just a black Jeebus in the picture with him or as the site I found it at called it a "Black Klingon Jesus". Inquiring minds want to know!

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I blew up Parliament just to blame the Guy.

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Running with Scalpels?

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Home invasion--the only way for a blah to attain the White House--appart from the sainted Dr. Carson.

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Ben Carson is crazy.

"We found the whole article about the whole scam — it wasn't a scam, it was a parody. But we found it," Carson said. "And the course, I guess it's called Psychology 10," apparently conceding that he was mistaken in calling the course "Perceptions 301" in Gifted Hands.

http://www.washingtonexamin...

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That's buff white bro-Jesus, with a Central American tan.

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It might matter if it turns out the someone in question got a grade in a course that didn't exist.

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And it's not Frankenstein. It's Frahnkunsteen.

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