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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I say we go in and have a look. Where's my hole saw?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Well, you're the real racist for pointing that out!

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

All their base are belong to fuckwittery

Last Hussar's avatar

Well, at least this shows he isn't a psychopath

Magic Juan's avatar

He believes everything he knows he learned all by himself and everything he has he earned all by himself. And he believe everyone else has to do the same. That's the republican credo, so that's why he's a republican.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Thank JHW for legacy admissions, eh? Otherwise these people would be forced to actually earn their ways in the world and would probably all starve to death.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I could have told you that in four notes!

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Our system is easier because the President can make all kinds of decisions and conduct foreign policy without having to run everything past Congress first. Oh, wait!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Your prayer has been answered"

--God

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

After successfully separating the heads of conjoined twins, Ben Carson now attempts to successfully join his head and rectum.

artem1s's avatar

Obviously, Dr. Ben thinks Hannibal Lector is a real person

SJLAW's avatar

He is soooooo jelly of Obama.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

This guy is proof of one of evolution's biggest flaws: Chronic negative IQ won't kill you.

Poly_Ester's avatar

No,you would probably be considered a sociopath, that is a psychopath that hasn't yet committed a crime.

Poly_Ester's avatar

But he knows in his heart of hearts that he in not a psycho.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

No, they are aiming for the Michael Sibley level of angry and resentful. For the sake of awareness.