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I say we go in and have a look. Where's my hole saw?

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Well, you're the real racist for pointing that out!

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All their base are belong to fuckwittery

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Well, at least this shows he isn't a psychopath

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He believes everything he knows he learned all by himself and everything he has he earned all by himself. And he believe everyone else has to do the same. That's the republican credo, so that's why he's a republican.

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Thank JHW for legacy admissions, eh? Otherwise these people would be forced to actually earn their ways in the world and would probably all starve to death.

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I could have told you that in four notes!

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Our system is easier because the President can make all kinds of decisions and conduct foreign policy without having to run everything past Congress first. Oh, wait!

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"Your prayer has been answered"

--God

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After successfully separating the heads of conjoined twins, Ben Carson now attempts to successfully join his head and rectum.

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Obviously, Dr. Ben thinks Hannibal Lector is a real person

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He is soooooo jelly of Obama.

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This guy is proof of one of evolution's biggest flaws: Chronic negative IQ won't kill you.

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No,you would probably be considered a sociopath, that is a psychopath that hasn't yet committed a crime.

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But he knows in his heart of hearts that he in not a psycho.

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No, they are aiming for the Michael Sibley level of angry and resentful. For the sake of awareness.

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